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This website—not unlike any other personal work out here on the webwaters—contains dangerously subjective opinions, personal anecdotes, rather classy profanity, and will at times discuss topics which may not be suitable for the parasocial appreciation of each and every individual; that is to say: you are browsing, acknowledging, and comprehending this content at your own risk and discretion.

I am not affiliated with Fauux “Serial Experiment” Neocities – not after his war crimes in the Holy City.

AI bad.


archive Currently bumping: The Colors Changed by Sylvan

Would you shoot up—grow, my Garden—please, my Eden—grow for me?
Show me how you decorate the streets that brought me misery


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Two Thousand and Twenty-Five, Anno Domini
April—The Month of Weeds
  • 30: I've added a bunch of 88×31 buttons for things and people that I find interesting down below. I've also made a few new ones for the new website (apt), and scoured others' collections for any previous ones that I'd lost (I barely even remember making the one with a slashed 'S'). I think it must've been good ol' Kenny who made the one with the pulsating circle, but memory fails me yet again. It's a nice feeling, remembering past friendships and being proven that I've actually remained a part of those people's past, just as they have of mine.
  • 29: Just found out that Firefox, for some reason, doesn't have support for the rch CSS unit – even though it does support ch. It also doesn't handle line-height the same way WebKit does. Wow. Sure.
  • 28: Rest your little ears in peace, Patches. You were the silliest, funniest, gurpiest bun ever. Our little baby bunny. I hope you're hopping your heart out throughout all the greenest meadows, eating all the most delicious carrots and bananas that a bunny could ever want. We wanted to show you so many more things that you could lunge at and munch on. We love you.
  • 27: Restoration Efforts Underway as hosma (with Intentionally Lowercase 'h') is Declared Critically Endangered
  • 24: なんかやってきたで


Should you wish to reach out for whatever reason: do it! There are a few avenues you can take:

  1. You can e-mail me at hosma あ protonmail.com;
  2. You can send me a letter or parcel (that hopefully doesn't explode or otherwise cause death or physical injury) at the following P.O. box:

    (Currently unavailable.)

  3. You can try your luck at aleatorily messaging the account with username ‘hosma’ on a platform of your choosing. I'm not on social media much these days, so you're not guaranteed a response even if it is me.

Have you ever noticed how weird the British are with prepositions? For example, they like to say e-mail me on [address] or I live on [address] or call me on [phone number] – it just sounds so wrong to my unfortunately Americanized ears.


Who do you see as your eyes raster over these words? Send me a portrait and mention how or whether you would like to be credited should I ever decide to compile a gallery. AI-generated media will be duly ignored.


You look great today.


Around the Block


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The Good Shit


Neocities VS Code corru.observer Say no to Web3 The Onion Poppy's Club uBlock Origin Wikimedia Project Bring back the letter þorn! Fuck Google Fuck Internet Explorer

(Additional) Languages


I'm either speaking it, learning it, or can generally understand it:

Flag of Japan Flag of the Netherlands Occidental (Toki Pona) Flag of Romania toki pona

(Distant) future plans: ile; zh_CN; es_MX; ru_RU; ain; ja_JP (Kansai & old); maybe ar_SA and haw.


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THERE IS A MAN IN A CAVE THAT IS TRAINING FOR THE DAY THAT HE HAS TO FIGHT HOTLINKERS. HE HAS NO RUNNING WATER NO MEDICINE NO GYM AND NO GF. SOMEDAY THEY WILL FACE HIM IN THE FIELD OF BATTLE AND IF THEY DO NOT TRAIN FOR THAT DAY HE WILL DEFEAT THEM. WHILE THEY HOTLINK ON THE INTERNET [THIS PART HAS BEEN REDACTED AS IT IS NOT VERY CLASSY OR RELEVANT], THE MAN IN THE CAVE CONTINUES TO PREPARE FOR THE INEVITABLE DAY OF BATTLE.


Rest in Eternal Peace and Happiness

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Patches “pts” Scratches—2024

Riker “Puppy Dawg”—2024

Tigger “Tiggy Bear”—2023

Grandpa Gigi—2023